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Zkoušky
20:59
Publ.: 09.04.2026 • Skrýt
So as you all know I'm amazing and great and all that! Well I decided that I should do some Tryouts to see if any men out there can handle me. So I put up an ad, and this silly small guy thinks he can handle me. Like what a fucking loser. This fucking 12 inch man with the shrinking virus thinks he can fucking handle me? IS this a joke! Uh uhh, no way, I'm gonna have to teach this little guy a lesson. He think's he can get me! HAHAHA! I should spit in his face! Or no! I got a better idea! I think I'm gonna invite his little ass over, duct tape him to my seat and then sit down. Maybe ill crush his little bones with my ass for a bit, then bounce up and down! Then just straight relax! Maybe let out a few toots, just have an overall good time! Teach this little fucker where he belongs on the food chain. Honestly, I may not even let him go free. Maybe he can just be my seat from now on. Mmmh that sounds nice! (First 10 mins has no Farting)
